i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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