I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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