I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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