There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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