whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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