Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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