I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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