So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
