we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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