I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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