Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I fill condoms, not promises.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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