so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You are the jesus of drinking
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
that may or may not have been my penis.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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