No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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