The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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