Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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