My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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