Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
is it fun? or sober?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
