Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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