get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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