When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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