Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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