I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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