I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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