C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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