just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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