hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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