I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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