Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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