One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
