My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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