you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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