So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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