love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
