I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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