I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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