do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
