even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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