Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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