Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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