i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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