Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
