C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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