we have pet lesbian snakes
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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