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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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