no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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