he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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