you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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