grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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