hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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