I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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