You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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