Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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