just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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