I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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